Let's rip out their entrails!
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shadow_hiveThis was what I was meant to do for post earlier... d'oh!
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box,
then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name
When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.
Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.
When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.
In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.
"Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".
2. Your age
A sexual position depicted through numbers (like 69); meaning doggystyle (could be used for anal sex as well).
3. The name of one of your friends
A hot, kind natured man, who would do anything to please. Generally smart, with a liking for sci-fi genre of film - aka Star Wars.
4. What should you be doing?
a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
5. Your favorite color
an extreme case of horny-ness
6. Your birthplace
A little football team in the Midlands that hardly ever win and are managed by paul merson
7. The last person you talked to
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
8. The last thing you had to drink
An excuse for little children to make money.
9. Your nickname
Stu is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky.
Girl "Stu why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stu’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box,
then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name
When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.
Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.
When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.
In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.
"Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".
2. Your age
A sexual position depicted through numbers (like 69); meaning doggystyle (could be used for anal sex as well).
3. The name of one of your friends
A hot, kind natured man, who would do anything to please. Generally smart, with a liking for sci-fi genre of film - aka Star Wars.
4. What should you be doing?
a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
5. Your favorite color
an extreme case of horny-ness
6. Your birthplace
A little football team in the Midlands that hardly ever win and are managed by paul merson
7. The last person you talked to
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
8. The last thing you had to drink
An excuse for little children to make money.
9. Your nickname
Stu is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky.
Girl "Stu why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stu’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"
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Date: 2008-10-21 05:06 pm (UTC)*glares at her* Back the fuck off, bitch.
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Date: 2008-10-22 08:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-21 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 08:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 01:56 am (UTC)My Name~
She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Morgan is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.
You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.
(Lawlllllllllllllllllll XD Omg wtf so not me)
My Age.......
also known as the spread eagle position
(:o)
The Name Of One Of My Friends (dammit i cant do stu...uhmmm)
Carnal, caramel, clitoral CONFECTION, kept cosily-wrapped in the pocket of a lady's bergen jacket
(Uh.......)
What Should I Be Doing?
Calculus is how we know everything about everything, except sex, maybe.
It is also a name for the page and a half of indecipherable foreplay used in university physics textbooks before they give you the formula for something.
(D: Even in urban dictionary theres just nothing funny about it lol)
My Favorite Color (Omg we have the same favorite colors, I hate you,,,uhm)
A state of light to medium embarassment. Often experienced when caught staring openly at the impressive cleavage of an attractive member of the opposite sex.
My Birthplace
A kick ass party school located in Northwest Ohio. Home of the Falcons, BGSU has recently become a good football program. Plus, they have lots of hot chicks, but make sure you wear a rubber.
(D: Okay, I don't know wear this is at. The town we have isn't like this lol)
The Last Person I Talked To
a guy who will love you no matter what you do. the most important and loving person in the world no matter what age you are.
The Last Thing I Had To Drink
The world's greatest soft drink. It was created by God himself and is the source of all that is good and awesome. It is pure life.
(I so concur)
My Nickname
a slow biter that really needs to get on your level.
Heee this was fun!
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Date: 2008-10-22 08:40 am (UTC)8giggles*
Hahha!
:O
*snigger*
*grins*
Oddnesss
*pets*
*giggles*What's it?
Heeee
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Date: 2008-10-23 02:49 am (UTC)I hate it but its just how it is. Took me forever to realize my name was Morgan. :D