- 1st
- 12:29 pm
Perfect hibernation
- 2 comments
06:10 pmWhich is strange because I don't have an addictive personality
- 2 comments
09:23 pmI'm just a bad actor with a shitty script
- 20 comments
- 2nd
- 11:30 am
But it's what you wanted
- 2 comments
05:04 pmWe live in a real world, come back to it
- 3rd
- 04:03 pm
It never calls me
- 2 comments
- 4th
- 12:59 am
Matt in hat
11:06 amViewers, make no mistake - this is end of days stuff
- 2 comments
02:56 pmHe thinks you've got big melons
11:49 pmCrawling in my skin
- 2 comments
- 5th
- 02:55 pm
Every little thing that you say or do
05:33 pmAnd all the ladies want you and sometimes gentlemen too
- 41 comments
- 7th
- 12:53 am
So far from you
- 15 comments
10:29 amI've been left at truck stops
- 8th
- 01:54 am
SUCKERFACE YOU'RE SPECIAL!
07:12 pmI wish I knew how to quit you
- 5 comments
- 9th
- 01:14 am
There's a day for this now?
- 12 comments
03:11 pmDeath is your gift
- 43 comments
11:51 pmDown, down in an earlier round
- 27 comments
- 13th
- 12:53 am
Is it possible to learn this power?
- 1 comment
01:49 amNot from a Jedi
- 18 comments
09:32 pmMake me feel like a dork
11:17 pmDrabbles
- 30 comments
- 14th
- 01:31 pm
I will not co-operate
- 34 comments
- 15th
- 01:28 am
And if they get me...
- 6 comments
07:25 pmSun goes down
- 6 comments
- 16th
- 12:55 pm
Be thankful you've not found myself in my grip
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 10:50 am
Have you ever considered we're on the wrong side?
- 16 comments
03:31 pmAnd we'll all dance along
08:00 pmRainbow sprinkles, the colour of our flag
- 18th
- 09:48 am
When we reach the capital
- 4 comments
06:49 pmI am not in his thrall
- 24 comments
08:41 pmDead
- 28 comments
- 19th
- 02:21 pm
Droid attack on the Wookies
- 13 comments
07:01 pmCause that's just ridiculous
- 5 comments
- 20th
- 11:33 am
I'm like Fearne Cotton only in human form
- 46 comments
07:02 pm7 deadly... and wtf27
- 5 comments
- 21st
- 12:38 am
Mcflyness
- 2 comments
02:00 pmThe Racoon city incident
- 33 comments
- 22nd
- 06:03 pm
Guilty by design
- 4 comments
- 23rd
- 08:33 am
Not a house but a tomb
- 14 comments
03:18 pmAnd everybody died... Trouble is, they didn't stay dead
- 2 comments
05:01 pmHoly fuck
- 18 comments
- 24th
- 02:09 pm
Sparkle
- 8 comments
- 25th
- 09:28 am
I want answers
- 6 comments
11:59 amDo you believeeeeeeee
- 4 comments
- 26th
- 11:21 am
Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion
- 21 comments
09:50 pmLipstick, blood and gore
- 6 comments
- 27th
- 01:08 pm
Blade you stain
- 22 comments
10:50 pmThey will take control of you
- 18 comments
- 28th
- 01:49 pm
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi
- 10 comments