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shadow_hive) wrote2009-08-30 12:04 am
shadow_hive) wrote2009-08-30 12:04 am
Does he know the way
There was a spider on my freaking fucking arm! Ew ew! I have no idea where it is, but I want him dead! I keep getting paranoid about it.
This post has two points, both under cuts.
First, a pic I left out of the last post.
The other day mum got some paint and spilled it on the floor. I believe the trail away from it is Rhys'.
Second, a fic kink meme, from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
apiphile (speaking of fic, I'll go back to it soon). Here it is, while I watch Frasier and plot fic.
+ = yay
- = nay
/ = indifferent
? = never encountered
Anal on Males (+) Duh, it's hot!
Anal on Females (+) Depends on the pairing, cause I'm real fussy bout girls
Breasts (+ or /) Again, it depends on who they're on. Jay with tits=sex!
Frot (?) I've heard of it but...
Breast Expansion (/) I guess you mean surgery or stuff *shrugs*
Weight Gain (+) Recently, I've had sex dreams with it. I blame watching that film. Feederism ftw!
Bondage (+) Of course! It's sexful! Who could resist a pretty bound boy!
Clothing (/) I... don't really care. Although some can be hot.
Half-dressed/naked (/) It cabe good... I guess. Naked is always good.
Leather (+) It can be hot *nods* Although I often tend to say it's faux-leather
Stockings (/) I dun really care
Shoes/Boots (-/+) shoes... meh. But boots, like Mieky Way's dom boots=hot sexytimes. And bootlicking's hot too.
Corset (+) Depends who they're on. Especially hot on boys
Suit and Tie (/) I don't really care, but if they had a reason to be I guess it's ok (or you're a certain little Welsh teaboy :()
Muscle, Male (+) If it's like... .Jay type muscles. Or, you know, general instrument playing type muscle. Muscle guys, like six packs and shit are freaky
Muscle, Female (+) Same as above. lesbian!Jay=sex
Herm (+) If you mean hermaphrodites, fuck yes. They're really hot. Same with she-males and that.
Cub/Shota (/) It can be good if done well. Or if the pairing's good.
Baby/Diaper (+) Yes! Why is there not more infantilism? I guess liking it is connected to my scat festish too
Retard/Clueless/Bimbo (/) *shrugs*
Klutz (/) Same as above
Power-play (+) It can be so very hot depending on the pairing/situation
Pushy subs (+) Again, can be so hot
Sub doms (+) It... can be hot I guess. So hot
Innocence (/) Not to bothered
First timers (/) It can be done well, but mostly it ends up overly fluffy and gentle
Skilled/know what the fuck they're doing (/) Can be hot, but most people don't. However, if it's a skilled kink (ie cbt) then knowing what you're doing is good.
Servant/Master (+) If coupled with other kinks
Drunk (+) Drunkfic is pretty much any Bullet fic. If it ends with pissing all the better
Transformation (/) Depends what into.
Macro/Micro (/) Never read, not interested
Impregnation (/) Not to bothered unless it's tentacle babies!
Pregnancy (/) Again, not fussed
Lactation (+) If it's male it's very hot and I've meant to fic it for ages!
Anal Vore (/) I don't understand how you could really. Unless you mean the cheeks
Soul Vore (-) Explain how? Like a succbus or something maybe?
Cock Vore (+) YES! I want!
Standard Soft Vore (+) Though how can it be soft
Standard Hard Vore (+) I want like woah
Paw/Foot (+) Toe sucking/foot licking is hot
Hands (+) Some people have sexy hands. Like Dan Whitesides
Incest (+) Cause twins fucking is always hot
Clonecest (/) It can be hot, depending on the clones. The world doesn't need two Pete Wentz's! It can barely handle one!
Yuri (F/F) (+) Depends on the girls though
Yaoi (M/M) (+) Depends on the guys
Hetero (M/F) (+) Depends on the pairing
Bi (+) See above
Girly Boys (+) If it's well done and they're girly anyway
Butch Girls (+) Lesbian!Jay should ALWAYS be butch. even though she'd probably be shy.
Femme Ladies (/) Depends on the girl I guess
Manly Dudes (-) Manly men do fuck all for me
Mind Control (-) Not bothered
Rape (/) Not fussed
Uniform (/) depends on the uniform
Orgy (+) Orgy's are guh! Isn't it obvious that so many bands are having orgys? Madina/The Used/The Blackout
Switchers (+) Yes! Can be so hot
Subbing/Domming (+) It can work and be so hot!
Biting (+) It can be hot
Weather/element play (?) Like... fucking in the rain? Fuck that,you'd catch a cold!
Solo Masturbation; Male (+) So hot! See last fic
Solo Masturbation; Female (+) Can be hot
Scat (+) YES YES FUCK YES! It's so hot and far too fucking underrated. Gimme now and I'll love you forever,.
Inflation (?) *shrug*
Fat/Pudge (+) SO HOT! Seee wayyyyyy above Feederism FTW!
Bony (/) If the person is bony
Tech (?) Huuh?
Watersports (+) Watersports is like scat. So much hotness and underrated!
Glasses (+) Jay in glasses is made of adorable. Glasses with cum=sex
Tentacles (+) WHy is there not more tentacle porn? It's sexfuls!
Oviposition (?) ...huh?
Masochism (+) It can be really hot. Uberly
Sadism (+) Same as above!
Gore/guro (+) Gore is like scat, there must be more!
Snuff (+) same as above! Guh killing
Hyper (?) ... huh?
Zoophilia (+) Depends on the animal though (and only if it's male and on top mostly)
Necrophilia (+) Necro is way hot, like snuff... one naturally leads to the other.
Bloodplay (+) Most of it is shitty.. .though it works best for vamps.
Electricity (/) I don't see the fasination.
Futanari (/) It depends who it is again. If it's a certain little bassist... fuck yeah
Pussyboys (/) See above!
Cross-dressing (+) Crossdressing is sex, simply as. Anyone doubts it, watch The Used's Pretty Handsome Awkward. Jepha in a dress is hot! Especially when it means he shows BALLS.
Oral (+) It can be hot, though rimming is better
Asphyxiation (/) I'm not fussed about it, though obviously certain people are *eyes Jepha's tatt*
Wet-look (+) It can be hot, especially if it's piss induced
Latex (/) Not too fussed by it to be honest.
Mud/Quicksand/etc (?) *blinks* Huh?
Tongues (+) YES! *eyes Jay's*
Sinking (?) ....huh?
Spooge (?) Meaning cum right? If it is, it's sefuls
Tickling (-) Not my thing
Pageboy haircuts (-) Huh?
Long hair/Male (+) it's hot! I mean, look at Padge!
Long hair/Female (+) Same
Short hair/Female (+) Depends how short though
Short hair/males (+) Same
Body Hair (+) it can be hot on certain people
Body paint (?) not too fussed
Plants (-) ... huh?
Guns (+) Especially if it includes insertion in certain holes
Toys (+) as in se toys? Yes!
Piercings (+) *eyes Jay's tongue piercing*
Vampirism (+) Vampirism can be hot. As in proper vamps, none of that sparkly vamp shit. I do believe though that religious shit wouldn't hurt them. I mean, why would it?
Tattoos (+) YES!
Roleplay (+) Can be hot
Cars/Motorcycles (-) I'm not too fussed
Dolls (-/+) As in real dolls? Eh. Boys made into dolls=sexfull
O-face (+) How's this a kink? It's hot though
Sex in public (+) Depends how public although if they're caught it's better!
Sexy old men (-) Eww
Professionalism / Corporate badassery (?) Not fussed
Unattractive/atypical people (+) yes!
Monsters/demons/scaryshit (?) Depends on the demons. I think zombies/pyramidhead/werewolves are hot!
Lepers/disease ridden/skin problems/etc (/) Eh, not fussed
Pony-play (+) Oh yes!
Voyeurism (+) Of course! I might do a performance one
That was longer then I expected!
This post has two points, both under cuts.
First, a pic I left out of the last post.
The other day mum got some paint and spilled it on the floor. I believe the trail away from it is Rhys'.
Second, a fic kink meme, from
apiphile (speaking of fic, I'll go back to it soon). Here it is, while I watch Frasier and plot fic.+ = yay
- = nay
/ = indifferent
? = never encountered
Anal on Males (+) Duh, it's hot!
Anal on Females (+) Depends on the pairing, cause I'm real fussy bout girls
Breasts (+ or /) Again, it depends on who they're on. Jay with tits=sex!
Frot (?) I've heard of it but...
Breast Expansion (/) I guess you mean surgery or stuff *shrugs*
Weight Gain (+) Recently, I've had sex dreams with it. I blame watching that film. Feederism ftw!
Bondage (+) Of course! It's sexful! Who could resist a pretty bound boy!
Clothing (/) I... don't really care. Although some can be hot.
Half-dressed/naked (/) It cabe good... I guess. Naked is always good.
Leather (+) It can be hot *nods* Although I often tend to say it's faux-leather
Stockings (/) I dun really care
Shoes/Boots (-/+) shoes... meh. But boots, like Mieky Way's dom boots=hot sexytimes. And bootlicking's hot too.
Corset (+) Depends who they're on. Especially hot on boys
Suit and Tie (/) I don't really care, but if they had a reason to be I guess it's ok (or you're a certain little Welsh teaboy :()
Muscle, Male (+) If it's like... .Jay type muscles. Or, you know, general instrument playing type muscle. Muscle guys, like six packs and shit are freaky
Muscle, Female (+) Same as above. lesbian!Jay=sex
Herm (+) If you mean hermaphrodites, fuck yes. They're really hot. Same with she-males and that.
Cub/Shota (/) It can be good if done well. Or if the pairing's good.
Baby/Diaper (+) Yes! Why is there not more infantilism? I guess liking it is connected to my scat festish too
Retard/Clueless/Bimbo (/) *shrugs*
Klutz (/) Same as above
Power-play (+) It can be so very hot depending on the pairing/situation
Pushy subs (+) Again, can be so hot
Sub doms (+) It... can be hot I guess. So hot
Innocence (/) Not to bothered
First timers (/) It can be done well, but mostly it ends up overly fluffy and gentle
Skilled/know what the fuck they're doing (/) Can be hot, but most people don't. However, if it's a skilled kink (ie cbt) then knowing what you're doing is good.
Servant/Master (+) If coupled with other kinks
Drunk (+) Drunkfic is pretty much any Bullet fic. If it ends with pissing all the better
Transformation (/) Depends what into.
Macro/Micro (/) Never read, not interested
Impregnation (/) Not to bothered unless it's tentacle babies!
Pregnancy (/) Again, not fussed
Lactation (+) If it's male it's very hot and I've meant to fic it for ages!
Anal Vore (/) I don't understand how you could really. Unless you mean the cheeks
Soul Vore (-) Explain how? Like a succbus or something maybe?
Cock Vore (+) YES! I want!
Standard Soft Vore (+) Though how can it be soft
Standard Hard Vore (+) I want like woah
Paw/Foot (+) Toe sucking/foot licking is hot
Hands (+) Some people have sexy hands. Like Dan Whitesides
Incest (+) Cause twins fucking is always hot
Clonecest (/) It can be hot, depending on the clones. The world doesn't need two Pete Wentz's! It can barely handle one!
Yuri (F/F) (+) Depends on the girls though
Yaoi (M/M) (+) Depends on the guys
Hetero (M/F) (+) Depends on the pairing
Bi (+) See above
Girly Boys (+) If it's well done and they're girly anyway
Butch Girls (+) Lesbian!Jay should ALWAYS be butch. even though she'd probably be shy.
Femme Ladies (/) Depends on the girl I guess
Manly Dudes (-) Manly men do fuck all for me
Mind Control (-) Not bothered
Rape (/) Not fussed
Uniform (/) depends on the uniform
Orgy (+) Orgy's are guh! Isn't it obvious that so many bands are having orgys? Madina/The Used/The Blackout
Switchers (+) Yes! Can be so hot
Subbing/Domming (+) It can work and be so hot!
Biting (+) It can be hot
Weather/element play (?) Like... fucking in the rain? Fuck that,you'd catch a cold!
Solo Masturbation; Male (+) So hot! See last fic
Solo Masturbation; Female (+) Can be hot
Scat (+) YES YES FUCK YES! It's so hot and far too fucking underrated. Gimme now and I'll love you forever,.
Inflation (?) *shrug*
Fat/Pudge (+) SO HOT! Seee wayyyyyy above Feederism FTW!
Bony (/) If the person is bony
Tech (?) Huuh?
Watersports (+) Watersports is like scat. So much hotness and underrated!
Glasses (+) Jay in glasses is made of adorable. Glasses with cum=sex
Tentacles (+) WHy is there not more tentacle porn? It's sexfuls!
Oviposition (?) ...huh?
Masochism (+) It can be really hot. Uberly
Sadism (+) Same as above!
Gore/guro (+) Gore is like scat, there must be more!
Snuff (+) same as above! Guh killing
Hyper (?) ... huh?
Zoophilia (+) Depends on the animal though (and only if it's male and on top mostly)
Necrophilia (+) Necro is way hot, like snuff... one naturally leads to the other.
Bloodplay (+) Most of it is shitty.. .though it works best for vamps.
Electricity (/) I don't see the fasination.
Futanari (/) It depends who it is again. If it's a certain little bassist... fuck yeah
Pussyboys (/) See above!
Cross-dressing (+) Crossdressing is sex, simply as. Anyone doubts it, watch The Used's Pretty Handsome Awkward. Jepha in a dress is hot! Especially when it means he shows BALLS.
Oral (+) It can be hot, though rimming is better
Asphyxiation (/) I'm not fussed about it, though obviously certain people are *eyes Jepha's tatt*
Wet-look (+) It can be hot, especially if it's piss induced
Latex (/) Not too fussed by it to be honest.
Mud/Quicksand/etc (?) *blinks* Huh?
Tongues (+) YES! *eyes Jay's*
Sinking (?) ....huh?
Spooge (?) Meaning cum right? If it is, it's sefuls
Tickling (-) Not my thing
Pageboy haircuts (-) Huh?
Long hair/Male (+) it's hot! I mean, look at Padge!
Long hair/Female (+) Same
Short hair/Female (+) Depends how short though
Short hair/males (+) Same
Body Hair (+) it can be hot on certain people
Body paint (?) not too fussed
Plants (-) ... huh?
Guns (+) Especially if it includes insertion in certain holes
Toys (+) as in se toys? Yes!
Piercings (+) *eyes Jay's tongue piercing*
Vampirism (+) Vampirism can be hot. As in proper vamps, none of that sparkly vamp shit. I do believe though that religious shit wouldn't hurt them. I mean, why would it?
Tattoos (+) YES!
Roleplay (+) Can be hot
Cars/Motorcycles (-) I'm not too fussed
Dolls (-/+) As in real dolls? Eh. Boys made into dolls=sexfull
O-face (+) How's this a kink? It's hot though
Sex in public (+) Depends how public although if they're caught it's better!
Sexy old men (-) Eww
Professionalism / Corporate badassery (?) Not fussed
Unattractive/atypical people (+) yes!
Monsters/demons/scaryshit (?) Depends on the demons. I think zombies/pyramidhead/werewolves are hot!
Lepers/disease ridden/skin problems/etc (/) Eh, not fussed
Pony-play (+) Oh yes!
Voyeurism (+) Of course! I might do a performance one
That was longer then I expected!
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but i get voyerism only if wanking is done to it.
AND NOOO SPIDERS ARE GOOD LIL ANGELS. unless theyre hairy fuckers.
1. whats your name? (lol)
2. how old are you?
*i feel like a stalker har har*
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Yess
NOOO!!!!
Stuie
22
:P
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link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX1vpnj3wh8&feature=PlayList&p=7265E86E93EFF041&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7
also, lolio for tha record, oli sykes is not hot and SPIDERS ARE THE REVOLUTION. original marvel cartoon peter parker is hawtness.
got ne plans today?
and, hay, would you ever let a girl be your boyfriend??
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He is! SPIDERS ARE EVIL!
Ficcing
Depends on the girl
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