I just counted them. I'm proud to say I've saved, printed and bound in correspondent folders 110 of your fics!!! I’m just a humble soldier in your army of kinky mastermind-ness (see, I just made up a new word in your honor)!!! And thanks for offering to write a fic for me: sadly I’m more of a follower than a doer, I never can think of a plausible scenario, but I enjoy where your mind has been going so far… eh eh!
In fact, I’ve tried to write porn of my own and I must confess I’m just not ‘bold’ enough for it: I’m kind of a wuss and even though I’m trying to write not in my native language (which should make things easier), I keep being just too self-conscious to do a decent job… In my mind’s eye, I’m imprisoned in the shackles of my own making… I invariably end up 'censoring' myself, if you know what I mean... Just you can save me now! :)
Thanks again and take care!